Bad Poem of Homage (Dis?)Honoring In Search of Lost Time

How does one "review" Marcel Proust?
Does one "review" the Parthenon or the Pyramids? --
the Taj Mahal?
What about the Grand Canyon, Great Wall of China,
or Niagara Falls?
Can one credibly critique an Albert Einstein, Beethoven,
or Vincent Van Gogh?
The answer, of course --

No, that is, unless your name's Medellia.

[Read her piece on Proust, coming soon to a LibraryThing near you]