Some First Sentences are Meaner to Their Mamas than Other First Sentences

Rachel Resnick's autograph (Love Junkie: A Memoir)

Meeting My Grandfather on Route 66, Vol. V (Kansas & Missouri)

Archaic Review Copy Paraphernalia; or, How Publishers Once Actually Routinely Marketed Even Unknown & Unproven Literary Talent (case in point: The Night Letter by Paul Spike)