Books I Couldn't Recommend Even to Osama Bin Laden They're so Bad, But Since He's Dead Now and won't be Reading Anything Anytime Soon, let's Re-Name this Page, "Books So Dreadful I Couldn't Recommend Them Even to Casey Anthony"
~ The 1980s, Countdown to Armageddon by Hal Lindsey
~ Amazon.com: Get Big Fast by Robert Spector
~ Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
~ Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney
~ The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis
~ Complete Poems by Ernest Hemingway
~ Crash by J.G. Ballard
~ Daughters of the North by Sarah Hall
~ Finnegans Wake by James Joyce
~ Fucking Frankenstein by Mr. Matt Allen
~ The Lucifer Gospel by Paul Christopher
~ Only Revolutions by Mark Danielewski
~ Pool by Ajay Sahgal
~ Rock: Practical Help for Those who Listen to the Words and Don't Like what They Hear by Bob Larson
~ Satan Seller, The by Mike Warnke
~ Satan Wants You by Arthur Lyons
~ Ulysses by James Joyce
~ Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives by Laura Schlesinger
~ The Documents of Vatican II edited by Walter M. Abbott, S.J.
~ The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
~ Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
~ Twilight: The Graphic Novel Version by Stephanie Meyer
~ Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books in Twenty Tweets or Less by Alexander Aciman & Emmett Rensin